on "non" president

Sittin' in a conference room in my office building. Behind me, there is a large, I'm assuming life-size, cardboard cutout of John Kerry, grinning widely like he's got headgear pulling his lips back from either side. It is funny, but by god, is it creepy. More than once, my politically unsavvy self has been shocked into a mini heart attack when I accidentally glimpse Kerry in 2-D in the corner of the room. Thank goodness he isn't the President.