on general hilarity

Here are my top 9 funnies:

1) Confusing okra and Oprah (and consequently idiotically referring to how okra is "definitely useful for some things, but how its cult following is ridiculous")

2) Looking up "volunteership" on dictionary.com. (do it)

3) Women tittering about the shoes they bought but never wore.

4) Use of cumbersome vocabulary like 'nebulous netherword'

5) "Attention! There will be men entering the fitness floor" -- Healthworks Gym Publc Service announcement when N. and I were working out last night.
Subtext: Stop talking about cellulite. Synchronize your workouts so you look more like the commercial.

6) New York rejecting R.'s Oregonian overalls in the most dramatic way possible. That city's got attitude and it ain't afraid to show it.

7) N. half-asleep, stumbling to my room to ask if I'm done using the shower, so she can get ready. Adorable :)

8) Co-deciding with a few co-workers that co-discussing the topics of moving, college major, college location, living situation, weekend plans, and weekend update are off-limits for lunch hour, and then finding ourselves at a co-loss for picking replacement topics.

9) Boys looking like their girlfriends. Men looking like their dogs.