Attempted St. Patrick's Day "festivities" yesterday...
Highlights included:
1. Finding a wristband on the floor, which allowed me to get into that Irish pub for free, and without standing in line.
2. Dancing to "P****" music, as the ever-so-tactful and tasteful band called it. This included songs by Jason Mraz, Sublime and Joan Jett. I don't see the relationship.
3. Seeing more brown I could ever know what to do with.
4. Getting a glass of "green beer" (doing something unexpected), promptly spilling it all over my friend (doing something else unexpected) and then when attempting to explain my folly to the bartender, getting the "I can't help it if you're clumsy, and this sounds like a personal problem" shrug
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