1) Her bags are unnecessarily splashed with "Cs" and "LVs," while mine says "Jansport" in faded blue.
2) She doesn't have any flyaways, only a neat, well-made bun behind a barely-there headband. My hair is plastered to my head with a ski cap.
3) Her ears sport dainty silver studs. My ears sport Claire's, 10 for $5.00.
4) Her face, presumably makeup free, has a few well-placed beauty marks, as if she had planned to have them there in order to dignify her countenance. I am armed with numerous 1.7oz bottles of numerous CVS skin care products.
5) She is wearing a green sweater with small image in the top left, most likely of a friendly forest animal. I'm wearing a ratty sweatshirt with holes on the side. Oh wait, those are my pockets.
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